When people ask the roadside vendor for an ‘Extra Puri‘ after they are done.

When you're on the bike with your friend and he says “Dude! Pandu(policeman). You stop and wear your helmet but remove it as soon as you zoom past his eyesight

When Kapoor uncle and Anu aunties(Neighbours and relatives) poke their noses in your every career decision and give uncalled advice free of cost

When there’s a birthday celebration in your office and everybody’s looking for an opportunity to get extra chocolates and chips

When people in the train get down after the people waiting for the train get into it

When the official statement used by shopkeepers for selling eclairs is “Sir, Chutta nai hai, Eclair le lo”(No change, Have these eclairs)

When you have to hide under a rock if by any chance your name is Sonam Gupta

When in a world full of authors like Paulo Coelho, Leo Tolstoy, Khaled Hosseini the most read author of the nation is Chetan Bhagat

When the success of a movie depends not on the richness of the script but on the brand names(Salman, Shahrukh etc) associated with it

When your dad reads a draft of your blog and says "Aisa post Daloge to Kapoor Sahab kya kahege"?( Trust me, this is my experience speaking