Birthday, so he went to an expensive boutique, bought the Finest

gloves available and asked the saleswoman to have them delivered with

a note.

While wrapping the gloves, a clerk accidentally mixed up the order and

sent a pair of panties instead.

Here is the note the young man sent to his sweetheart:

Darling,

I chose these, because I noticed that you are not in the habit Of

wearing any when we go out in the evening. I would have chosen long

ones with buttons, but because your sister wears the short ones that

are so easy to remove, I decided to get the same style for you.

Although these are a delicate shade, the lady I bought them from

showed me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks and they were

hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them on for me and they looked

really smart. I wish I could be there to put them on for you for the

first time. No doubt many other hands will touch them before I See you

again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting

them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Be

sure to keep them on while cleaning them so they don't shrink. Just

think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope

you like them and will wear them for me on Friday night.

All my Love.