drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool

and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The

bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he

has already had plenty to drink, he could not be served

additional liquor at this bar, and could a cab be called

for him?

The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles,

climbs down off the bar stool and staggers out the front door.

A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the SIDE door

of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink.

The bartender comes over and, still politely - but more firmly,

refuses service to the man due to his inebriation, and again

offers to call a cab. The drunk looks at the bartender for a

moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door,

all the while grumbling and shaking his head.

A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the

BACK door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool,

gathers his wits and belligerently orders a drink. The

bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that

he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either

a cab or the police will be called immediately.

The surprised drunk looks at the bartender, and in hopeless

anguish, cries "MAAAN! How many bars do you work at?