Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor

without cracking it?

A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one

hand and four apples and three oranges in the other

hand, what would you have?

A. Very large hands.

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an

elephant with one hand.

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. No Probs , He sleeps at night.

Q. What looks like half apple ?

A : The other half.

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?

A : Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?

A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?

A : Liquid

Q: what is the opposite of Nagpanchmi?

A: Nag did not punch me