Ravi Shastri: - Ladies and Gentleman, today, we have seen a fantastic T20 match between Rajasthan Royals and the Kolkata Knight Riders.

Shilpa Shetty: -Yes, hurrah, we have won the match.

Lalit Modi:- Really, I never thought that we could have won the match, after seeing the superb innings of Dada.

Shahrukh Khan: -Ya allah, hamesha mere saath hee aisa kyon hotaa hai? Mera team phir haar gaya aaj.

Gauri Khan: -Tumhara mobile phone ring ho raha hai.

Shahrukh Khan: -Hello, who is this?

KKR Fan:- I am a fan of Kolkata Knight Riders Team. Don’t call your God. He cannot save you. It is only for your “Bad Team Selection”,that, today despite the good innings of Chris Gayle and Dada, we have lost the match.

Shahrukh Khan: -Oh! You have started doing analysis like Arindam Sain of Satyam Computers. You don’t know how to play cricket also. Chale aate ho lecture dene.

KKR Fan: -Yes, Sir, I know that you have a very good Cricket knowledge. That is why; you have selected players like Aakash Chopra and Sanjay Bangar as the middle order batsman. They were kicked out of the Indian Test Cricket Team also, and you took them in the T20. That is just ridiculous. If there would have been any other good batsman with Ganguly, in this match, Kolkata would have won this match within 18 overs only. What is wrong with the good batsman like Chateswar Pujara , Riddhiman Saha and Debabrata Dutta, who really played well in the last season. Please take good hard hitters, rather than rejected Test players, in the middle order.

Shahrukh Khan:- Well, that the Captain of the Team will decide.

KKR Fan:- Captain! On what basis, you have selected McCullum as the captain. What has he contributed till now? He doesn’t even know who the good Indian players are. That is why; he is selecting the great batsman like Aakash Chopra in T20 matches, who once scored 1 run after playing 50 balls in a Test match.

Shahrukh Khan: -But, McCullum is not bad in taking decisions.

KKR Fan: -Yes, of course, that is why, he selected Mendis to bowl the Super Over, when he knows that Yousuf Pathan plays spin bowling well. Had it been Ishant Sharma bowling that over, Pathan would have been unable to hit all those runs. You are paying money for a bowling coach. What the hell is he doing? What about John Buchanan? Do you think Agarkar is at all a bowler, who always gives 20 runs in 1 single over only, in every match? You have a great player like Dada; he is also a great captain. You are sitting on a gold mine, but you are unable to produce gold out of it. Transfer the captaincy back to our Dada and change the team players.

Shahrukh Khan:- Ok, you tell me, what will be the Team and end the conversation after that.

KKR Fan: -Gayle, McCullum, Hodge, Chateswar Pujara, Sourav Ganguly, Riddhiman Saha, Laxmi Ratan Shukla, Anureet Singh, Ajantha Mendis, Dinda, Ishant Sharma. You will have 3 medium fast bowlers and 1 specialist spinner plus Gayle, Ganguly and Laxmi can also bowl. Have this team, and I am sure Kolkata Knight Riders will win every match. Best of Luck, Shahrukh, hoping that you will respond to our suggestion, otherwise, you will lose every match for your own foolishness. Take Care and Good Night.