Q.1. Why doest a person who's heartbroken need General Knowledge ???
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Ans :: Jab dil hi tooth gayaaaa , tab G.K. kyaaaaaaaa karenge hum
Q. People started worshipping a dog when he was lying on the road upside down, Why ??
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Ans . Because DOG ka ulta is GOD .... :x
Q)Why does a sadhu who spent all his life chanting in Haridwar not affected by electric shocks ??
Ans) Cause he has infinite resistance ( chanting om-om-om(ohm-ohm-ohm)).
Q: Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?
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Socho, socho. Nahi pata?
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Ans: D'Cold; Because..... Chan ki saans - D'Cold!!!!!!!
Q:Chalo ab batao, Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai?
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This one's really simple...
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Ans: D'Cold again... Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi
Q:The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie "my heart is an umbrella'. Which movie did he
really want to see?
Ans: Dil Chhaata Hai.
Some sci-fi PJ's -
1)What is the vector form of SRI DEVI?????
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TABU ... WHy? Socho?
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Sri Devi did Chandni and Tabu did Chandni Bar
2)Why does a dumb cat fall while walking??
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Coz the cat is dumb so it cant Mew. So Mew(coefficient of friction) is = 0. So it slips n falls
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Agar do pipal ke ped ko rassi se baandh diya jaye to rassi ko kya kahenge?
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Nokia - Connecting pipal
Tortoise and rabbit gave CEE exam and tortoise got 80% and rabbit got
81%.
Both wanted admission in a good engineering college, cut off was 85%.
Rabbit dint get but tortoise got it¦
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Ans: Remember tortoise had won the race when you were in first standard..
So.. Sports quota!!!!
Q: An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But the she-elephant went and got married to some
other elephant. So our elephant was very Depressed. One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took him
to a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a see-saw, but the see-saw broke. Now, which song would our hero sing?
Ans: "See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai."