Kal jab woh mile thhe....

to dil mein hui ek sound.

Aur aaj mile to kehte hain.....

your 'file not found!'

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,

woh repeat kar doonga...

Tu naa mili to apni zindagi

'ctrl+alt+delete' kar doonga...

Shayad mere pyar ko

taste karna bhool gaye...

Dil sey aisa cut kiya

ke paste karna bhool gaye...

Laakhon honge nigaah mein

kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...

Mere pyaar ke icon pe

kabhi to double-click karo...

Roz subha hum karte hain

pyar se unhe good morning...

Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain

jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke

I don't like your face.

Par dil ke storage mein

No more disk space.

Ghar se jab tum nikale

pehen ke reshmi gown.

Jaane kitne dilon ka

ho gaya, ek dum Server down.