Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says,

"chal", it walks.

He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.

He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion......

..... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"

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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office...."

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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks  " Tamil therima??"

Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"

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2 sardars are driving a Car,

One puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working,

He puts his head out and says - YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...