Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting at a bar drinking. The Indian said to the American “You know, my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven’t even met once. We call this arrange marriage. I don’t want to marry a woman I don’t love. I told them that openly and now I have a hell lot of family problems.

The American said “Talking about love marriages – I’ll tell you my story.

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years after a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step daughter and married her so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father’s father-in-law.

My daughter is my mother and my wife is my grand mother.

More problems happened when I had a son. My son is my father’s brother and so he is my uncle.

Situations turned worse when my father had a son.

Now my father’s son (i.e.) my brother is my grandson.

Ultimately, I became my own grandfather and I am my own grand son.

And you say you have family problems.