A young executive was leaving the office at 6 PM when he found the

CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his

hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important

document and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly, Sir" said the young executive.

He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the

start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared

inside the machine.

"I just need one copy."

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything.