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By: sandeep_kmr | Posted: Apr 13, 2010 | General | 312 Views

CIGARETTE:


A pinch of tobacco


rolled in paper


with fire at one end


and a fool at the other!



MARRIAGE:


It's an agreement


wherein


a man loses his bachelor degree


and a woman gains her master



DIVORCE: Future Tense


of Marriage


LECTURE:


An art of transmitting Information


from the notes of the lecturer


to the notes of students


without passing through the minds


of either


CONFERENCE:


The confusion of one man


multiplied by the


number present


COMPROMISE:


The art of dividing


a cake in such a way that


everybody believes


he got the biggest piece


TEARS:


The hydraulic force by which


masculine will power is


defeated by feminine water-power!


DICTIONARY:


A place where divorce comes


before marriage


CONFERENCE ROOM:


A place where everybody talks,


nobody listens


and everybody disagrees later on


ECSTASY:


A feeling when you feel


you are going to feel


a feeling


you have never felt before


CLASSIC:


A book


which people praise,


but never read


SMILE:


A curve


that can set


a lot of things straight!


OFFICE:


A place


where you can relax


after your strenuous


home life


YAWN:


The only time


when some married men


ever get to open


their mouth


ETC:


A sign


to make others believe


that you know


more than


you actually do


COMMITTEE:


Individuals


who can do


nothing individually


and sit to decide


that nothing can be done


together


EXPERIENCE:


The name


men give


to their


Mistakes


ATOM BOMB:


An invention


to bring an end


to all


inventions


PHILOSOPHER:


A fool


who torments himself


during life,


to be spoken of


when dead


DIPLOMAT:


A person


who tells you


to go to hell


in such a way


that you actually look forward


to the trip


OPPORTUNIST:


A person


who starts taking bath


if he


accidentally falls


into a river


OPTIMIST:


A person


who while falling


from EIFFEL TOWER


says in midway


"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"


PESSIMIST:


A person


who says that


O is the last letter


in ZERO,


Instead of the first letter


in OPPORTUNITY


MISER:


A person


who lives poor


so that


he can die RICH!



FATHER:


A banker


provided by


nature


CRIMINAL:


A guy


no different


from the other,


unless he gets caught


BOSS:


Someone


who is early


when you are late


and late


when you are early


POLITICIAN:


One who


shakes your hand


before elections


and your Confidence


Later


DOCTOR:


A person


who kills


your ills


by pills,


and kills you



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