Sardar studies in front of the mirror.... WHY?

1. Revision ka time bachta hai

   
   




2. Combined studies hoti hai

   
   




3. Ek dusre ke doubts clear kar sakte hai.

   
   

SINGH IS KING!

Customer - Ye bakra kitne ka hai

Kasai - Rs. 500

Customer - Itna sasta?

Kasai - China ka hai, koi guarantee nahi hai.... Ho sakta hai kal bhokne lage!

Sardar traveling 1st time by plane, going 2 Bangalore,

While landing, he shouted "Banglore Banglore"

Airhostess said: B silent"

sardar: OK anglore anglore"

Santa: aaj pitaji ne pitai kr di

Banta: kyu?

Santa: maine to sirf itna puch tha ki "KAMINEY" film dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar par hi "BLUE" film dekhoge.....