1. FINE - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. FIVE Minutes - If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour.

3. NOTHING - This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. ARGUMENT that Begin with NOTHING usually end in FINE.

4. GO AHEAD - This is a DARE, not a Permission. Don't do it.

5. LOUD SIGH - This means she thinks you are an Idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about NOTHING.