santa to the guard: Is this college gud?

guard: probably the best..I did my MBA from this college and immediatly got the placement too

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sardar ne 1 machiss ki tili jalai

nahi jali

2nd jalai

nahi jali

3rd jalai woh jalgai

toh sardar ne bujha di,,

or bola,, ye kaam ki hain rakh lete hain

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santa to banta: teri biwi se ladai khatam hui?

banta:: haan ,, biwi ne mere aage guttne tek diye,,

santa : biwi ne gutne tek diye,, aur kya kaha??

banta:: kaha ki bed ke neeche se niklo main kuch nahi kahungi...

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disclaimer,,:: I mean no offence to sikh community,, I too belong to a sikh family,,

they are just joke, n meant for laughter..