2007 ka faqir: baji bhoka hoon Allah k waste khana de do.

Baji: abhi khana nahi bana, baad main aana.

Faqir: mera number Le lo, jab khana ban jaye to miscall kar dena.

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Doctor to lady: kiya aap dilevery k waqat bache k baap ko apne pass dekhna chati hain?

Lady: nahi unko mere husband pasand nahi karte.

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Man to hotel manager: jaldi chalo, meri wife khirki se kodh kar jaan dena chati hai.

Manager: so .. Sir what can I do?

Man: abey khirki nahi khul rahi.

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Sardar dukhi tha

Kisi NE pocha kyon tension main ho?

Sardar: yaar ek dost ko plastic surgry k liye 3 lakh diye the AB main us ko pehchan nahi pa raha hoon.