Here are a few things to think about that you probably

have never thought about;

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are

considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have

branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat

round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but

it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that

extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the

clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we

figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on

luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"

when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still

called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will

they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put

money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President

and fifty for Miss America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change?

They're going to see you naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she

call?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet

soup?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I

think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink

whatever comes out!"

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the

toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being

would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the

freezer?

When your photo is taken for your driver's license,

why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by

the police and asked for your license, are you going

to be smiling?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a

stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool

lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio

out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the

time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask

where the bathroom is?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all

fours? They're both dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?

If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that

ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is

made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality

come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a

mouse?

Why does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little

Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the

hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your

butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's

face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a

car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address

in the first place?

Have a Great Blessed Day!