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By: pooja_paliwal63 | Posted: Feb 11, 2010 | General | 502 Views (Updated Feb 11, 2010)

ABC of Dilli Punjabis


A is for Adjust, Punjabis will always ask you to adjust whenever they want


to push you around.


B is for Backside, and it has nothing to do with your bum, it is an


instruction to go to the rear of a building, or block, or shop or


whatever.


C is for cloney and its first name is not George nor is it a process for


replicating sheep - it is an area where people live eg. Dfence cloney.


E is for expanditure - and believe me us Punjabis are not scared of spending


money - the latest cars, marble floors, their ambitions are always


expanding.


F is for fackade, and even though it sounds like a bad word, it is


actually just the front of a building (with backside being the back, of


course).


G is for Gaddi and the way a Punjabi can pilot a car puts any F1 driver to


shame, if the Grand Prix does come to Delhi there's no way Hamilton,


Alonso or Kimi can overtake Balvinder, Jasvinder and Sukhvinder.


H is for Ho Jayega , the moment you hear that, you have to be very careful


because you can be reasonably sure it's not going to happen.


I is for Intezaar ... to know more about it see P.


J is for Jindagi and if there's one person who knows how to live life to


the full, it's a Punjabi.


K is for Khanna, Khurana, etc - the Punjabi equivalent of the Johnses ie,


keeping up with the Khuranas.


L is for Lovely but she never is.


M is for Mrooti - the car that moved an entire Punjabi generation.


N is for No problem ji - to find out how that works see H.


O is for Oye which can be surprise (oyye!), a hailing (oyy), anger (OYY)


or pain (oy oy oy).


P is for Panch minit and no matter how near (1 km) or far a Punjabi is


from you (100 km) they usually say they'll reach you in panch minit.


Q is for Queue for which there's really no word in Punjabi.


R is for Riks and a Punjabi is always prepared to take one, even if the


odds are against them. i'm the live example of this.


S is for Sweetie, Bunty, Pappu and Sonu who seem to own half the cars in


Delhi.


T is for the official bird of Punjab- Tandoori chicken.


U is for when U lose your sex appeal and become 'Uncle'.


V is for VIP phone numbers @ Rs 15 lakh and counting.


W is War - on the roads.


X is x-rated words they flow freely in casual conversations on the street.


Y is 'You nonsense', anger replacing vocabulary in a shouting match.


And Z is for Zig zag for which you should see G, M and P.



KYON JANAAB, AAP KI ABC DURUST HO GAYI NA ?


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