ABC of Dilli Punjabis
A is for Adjust, Punjabis will always ask you to adjust whenever they want
to push you around.
B is for Backside, and it has nothing to do with your bum, it is an
instruction to go to the rear of a building, or block, or shop or
whatever.
C is for cloney and its first name is not George nor is it a process for
replicating sheep - it is an area where people live eg. Dfence cloney.
E is for expanditure - and believe me us Punjabis are not scared of spending
money - the latest cars, marble floors, their ambitions are always
expanding.
F is for fackade, and even though it sounds like a bad word, it is
actually just the front of a building (with backside being the back, of
course).
G is for Gaddi and the way a Punjabi can pilot a car puts any F1 driver to
shame, if the Grand Prix does come to Delhi there's no way Hamilton,
Alonso or Kimi can overtake Balvinder, Jasvinder and Sukhvinder.
H is for Ho Jayega , the moment you hear that, you have to be very careful
because you can be reasonably sure it's not going to happen.
I is for Intezaar ... to know more about it see P.
J is for Jindagi and if there's one person who knows how to live life to
the full, it's a Punjabi.
K is for Khanna, Khurana, etc - the Punjabi equivalent of the Johnses ie,
keeping up with the Khuranas.
L is for Lovely but she never is.
M is for Mrooti - the car that moved an entire Punjabi generation.
N is for No problem ji - to find out how that works see H.
O is for Oye which can be surprise (oyye!), a hailing (oyy), anger (OYY)
or pain (oy oy oy).
P is for Panch minit and no matter how near (1 km) or far a Punjabi is
from you (100 km) they usually say they'll reach you in panch minit.
Q is for Queue for which there's really no word in Punjabi.
R is for Riks and a Punjabi is always prepared to take one, even if the
odds are against them. i'm the live example of this.
S is for Sweetie, Bunty, Pappu and Sonu who seem to own half the cars in
Delhi.
T is for the official bird of Punjab- Tandoori chicken.
U is for when U lose your sex appeal and become 'Uncle'.
V is for VIP phone numbers @ Rs 15 lakh and counting.
W is War - on the roads.
X is x-rated words they flow freely in casual conversations on the street.
Y is 'You nonsense', anger replacing vocabulary in a shouting match.
And Z is for Zig zag for which you should see G, M and P.
KYON JANAAB, AAP KI ABC DURUST HO GAYI NA ?