A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the

first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door.

Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged

into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and

poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.

"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of

this new powerful Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this

dung!" exclaimed the eager salesman

"Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that"

asked the lady.

The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"

"There's no electricity in the house..." said

the lady

MORAL: Gather all resources before working on any project

and committing to the client

GOOD MORNING FRIENDS