Husband: aaj khane mein kya banaogi?

Wife: Jo aap kaho

H: Dal chawal bana lo

W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the

H: to sabji roti bana lo

W: bacche nahi khayenge

H: to chhole puri bana lo

W: mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai

H: eggs bhurji bana lo

W: aaj guruvaar hai

H: paraanthe?

W: raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai??

H: Hotel se mangwa lete hain?

W: roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye

H: kadhi chawal?

W: dahi nahi hai

H: idly sambar?

W: usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!

H: maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega

W: woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta

H: phir ab kya banaogi?

W: wo jo aap kaho.........