A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on

the footpath and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second, everything went quiet in the cab and then the driver said:

"Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!".

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap

would scare you so much."

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my First

day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying Dead Bodies for the

last 25 years…!!!”