A gorgeous girl walks up 2 a  a professor's cabin and says I  will do anything 2 pass in the exam.

Professor: anything ! ?

Girl: ya

Prof: open your books and study.

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May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol,

And decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu

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Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age?

STUDENT: 32 yrs.

Teacher: How do you know?

STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

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Teacher: How old is ur father.

Sunny: As old as I am.

Teacher: How is it possible?

Sunny: He became father only after I was born.