BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki mai marne ke bad phir zinda ho sakun.

BANGWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra, ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar sakti hai.

~~~~~~~~~

A New Teacher Joins school

He Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance.

Teacher asks - "kya TUM Judva ho.??

Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi hain

~~~~~~~~~

A Rocket & a Plane meet after ages.

Plane says:" yaar rocket TU itni tez raftaar se kaise udh jate ho?"

Rocket replies "yeh toh wohi jaane jis ke Peechwade main AAG lagi ho...."

~~~~~~~~~

Next 20-20 KA CAPTAIN kaun?

GUJ : PATHAN

MARATI :SACHIN

Sardar -SANIYA MIRZA.

SANIYA Q..?

SRDR : Jeet k baad DHONI KI TARAH T-SHIRT NIKALEGI TO BALLE BALLE!!!