JOHNNY'S GOLD FISH

One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back yard.

The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate.

"Hello Johnny, what are you up to?" he asked.

"My goldfish died and I'm gonna bury him," Johnny replied.

"That's a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" asked the neighbor.

"That's because he's inside your cat!"

LITTLE JOHNNY ON THE BUS

An old man on crowded bus has trouble finding a seat. The bus careened

down the avenue, shaking the passengers from left to right, and the old

man, unable to support himself properly with his cane, fell to the

floor.

Little Johnny, sitting nearby, looked down at him and said,

"If you put a little rubber cap on the end of your cane, you wouldn't

fall like that.

The old man looked up and replied, "If your daddy had done the same, I

would have a place to sit on this stupid bus."

LITTLE JOHNNY PLAYS SAFE

Little Johnny comes running into the house and asks, "Mommy, can little

girls have babies?"

"No," says his mom, "of course not."

Little Johnny runs back outside yelling to his friends,

"It's okay, we can play that game again!"

LITTLE JOHNNY'S MARRIAGE

One day Lil Jony says to his father:

I want to get married.

Father: Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind?

Johny: Yes , Grandma

Father: What? There is a problem now, you want to marry my Mother?

Johny: Why not? You married my mother