) Wife :

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has her.

) Husband :

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man,The Master of Women'

Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

) Reality Of Life :

A man who surrenders when he is WRONG, is HONEST.

A man who surrenders when he is NOT SURE, is WISE.

A man who surrenders even when he is RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

) Fact of life:

One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!

) Life :

Life is a paradox- What u want u don't get (love), what u get, u don't enjoy (marriage), what u enjoy is not permanent (girlfriend), what is permanent Is boring (wife) What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him?? AND......... a system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other!

) Punishment :

Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?

Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

)WIFE vs. HUSBAND :

A couple drove down a country road for several miles not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

) WORDS :

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "what ?"

) CREATION :

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.., "The wife responded, "Allow me to explain, God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!