It can buy a house, but not a home

It can buy a clock, but not time

It can buy a position, but not respect

It can buy a bed, but not sleep

It can buy a medicine, but not health

It can buy you blood, but not life

So you see , money is not everything, and it

Often causes pain and suffering

I tell you this because I am your friend,

As your friend, I want to take away

Your pain and suffering

So send me all your money

And I will suffer for you.