Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, 'My son is a priest.

When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father' '.

The second Catholic man chirps, 'My son is a bishop.

When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace''.

The third Catholic gent says, 'My son is a cardinal.

When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence' '.

The fourth Catholic man chirps, 'My son is the Pope.

When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness''.

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, 'Well...?'

She replies, 'I have a daughter. She is slim, tall, silver blonde, green eyes and 38-24-36.

When she walks into a room, people say, ......."OH MY GOD !!!"

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