Q: Why is the Samajwadi Party's symbol 'Cycle'?

A: Because after a ban on English and use of computers, that's all we'll be able to afford

Q: Why is the Congress party's symbol 'Hand'?

A: To remind Indians that our fate is forever in the hand of one family

Q: Why is BJP Symbol 'Lotus'?

A: Lotus is the symbol of Sarawasti and learning. BJP will educate us through the wisdom of Varun Gandhi and Pravin Togadia.

Q: Why is Mayawati's symbol 'Elephant'?

A: It's a self portrait.

Q: Why is Jayalalitha' s symbol 'Two leaves'?

A: Because that's what remained after Amma ate up all the fruit

Q: Why is DMK's symbol 'Sun'?

A: So that Karunanidhi can justify wearing shades indoors

Q: Why is Lalu's symbol 'Lantern'?

A: Because there's no electricity in Bihar

Q: Why is CPM's symbol 'Hammer and Sickle'?

A: Because that's what you will be using if they come to power

Q: Why is Sharad Pawar's symbol 'Clock'?

A: Because his time never seems to come

Q: Why is Shiv Sena's symbol 'Bow and Arrow'?

A: I can tell you, but then I'll have to shoot you