Ek baar ek aadmi restaurant jaata

hai,

Wahan jaakar woh waiter se coffee lane ko kehta hai.

Waiter

thodi duur jaakar us aadmi ko kuch ishara karta hai, par coffee nahi

lata.

15 minutes baad wohi waiter bill lekar aata hai.

Bill me

likha hota hai

1 coffee 40 Rs.

Yeh dekhker aadmi puchta hai

"Mujhe to coffee mili hi nahi, phir yeh bill kaisa."

Waiter:

"Sir aap itne samajhdaar hai"

Aadmi: "Haan

to"

Waiter: "Sir, maine aapko ishara bhi kiya

tha"

Aadmi: "Haan to"

To waiter kehta

hai

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"Sir samajhdar ke liye

ISHARA hi COFFEE hai"

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Once in a

village...

one zamindaar asked his servent 2 get

vegetables and all that stuff from the city market.

He gave him a 100 rupee note and said"

mujhe saara ka saara hisaab chahiye..."

Servent went to

the city and the zamindaar started waiting for him eagerly.

After

5 long hours servant came wth lots of vegetables... and he gave the

details in following manner:

2*(22/7) ka baingan

5*(22/7) ke

aaaloo

8*(22/7) ke tamatur...

........like that only...

But the question arisis what exactly

do.........

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ok

i'll

tell you......... .

Answer - WO USE PIE PIEKA HISAAAAB

DE RAHA THAAAA!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

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A man has two

peepal trees outside his bungalow.

He ties a rope to join them.

So

what does he

have?

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Answer - NOKIA - Connecting