A history joke

What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans?

Speaking Latin!

Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?

Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me?

A history joke

Why did Arthur have a round table?

So no one could corner him!

A history joke

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Sir Circumference!

Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?

Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!