Aunty:- Hey Arindam, just wait for half an hour. Don't go right now. I am going to prepare special 'Gajar ka Halwa' for you. After all, you came to our house after 3 months. Just gossip with Rohini.
Rohini:- Hey, Arindam, come on let us have our adda session in the terrace only. Wow, look there in the sky. Tonight, stars are just shining like anything.
Arindam:- So? What? What is so interesting in it? Stars will shine in the sky only.
Rohini:- Really, you are such a stupid. You have not understood, what I wanted to say? Hey, you will go to Hyderabad after 1 month. Really, I will miss you, dear. After all, you are one of my sweet friends.
Arindam:- Oh! it hardly matters. Everyone cannot stay in the same city for his whole life and that too in Kolkata, where there are no job opportunities at all. Anyway, don't think about me too much, then you will not miss me. It's very simple. Hey, why you kissed me suddenly. Wait, let me also kiss you.
Rohini:- Ouch..ummm...please Arindam....ummm...aaah..wooh..you are so naughty. You are also a super idiot. Till now, you have not understood that I don't regard you as my friend only. I also love you as a lover. I love you, dear. Sorry, but I cannot wait for you such fool to propose me, when I will become an old woman. So, I am proposing you tonight. See, the moon and the stars are the witnesses that I am proposing you tonight.
Arindam:- My goodness, it is like a 240 volt electric shock to me. Are you crazy or what? I never thought of all those things. I don't have any girlfriend, that does not mean that you are fit to fill that gap. You are too ultra-modern, western stylish type and above all, you belong to a rich business family and I am from a poor middle class family. See, in my mind, there are some criteria about my future wife. You don't fit in that criteria.
Rohini:- Why don't you say straight away that you are a coward, insecure and a conservative person. Do you think that your future wife will be wearing sarees, listening to your orders, cooking foods for you? I mean to say that you want a girl who will be a home-maker. Chee, in this 21st Century, how can you still have that kind of mindset?
Arindam:- At least I am honest to declare that I feel proud being a conservative person. Believe me, there are around 90% boys, who will say that they like their wife to be modern and feminist. But after marriage, they will react like a conservative person only and that is where the cold war begins. We, the Indian boys are playboys before marriage, but after marriage, we become too much possessive about our wives, as they are like assets to us. I hope you understand. Let me make it very clear that you cannot become my future wife, as simple as that.
Rohini:- Ei, Arindam, tomorrow afternoon, my mom will go to a friend's party. I will be alone in my house.
Arindam:- So? What can I do in that regard?
Rohini:- Uff, you don't understand the meaning, when a lonely girl is inviting you at her house. I cannot get you as my hubby, but at least as a friend, please give me that pleasure once, which your future wife will get from you. I will be waiting for you tomorrow afternoon. Please, keep my request.
Arindam:- Hello! Sweetheart, how are you? Now, guess, who am I ?
Rohini:- Who can it be, rather than Arindam, he he he...thank god, at least you still remember me after 1 year or so.
Arindam:- You sent a mail with a .pdf file attached to it. Now, my laptop has been attacked by virus, so I was unable to open it. What was there in it? What for you have invited me? I hope that it is not for that previous reason again.
Rohini:- Hey, I am getting married with my collegue at the end of this month only at Bangalore. So, I sent you the invitation card. So, please attend my wedding party.
Arindam:- Sorry, at that time, I will be in Kolkata to enjoy Durga Puja. Anyway, wish you a very happy married life.
Rohini:- Ya, ya, what else can you do rather than wishing a happy married life to me. You are such a coward and insecure person, that you cannot dare to marry a girl, who loved you so much. So, have you got any girlfriend? Or are you repeating the same old story of spending nights with girls and not making them your girlfriend? How many girls are there like me, who had tears in their eyes for not getting you as their boyfriend?
Arindam:- Ei, again you have started saying the same thing. It is not always mandatory that if a girl loves me, I have to love her. Just try to forget me. Don't worry; time will let you forget me such idiots very soon.
Rohini:- Ya, ya, it is very easy to give those lectures, but in reality it is very tough to forget you such nuts, on whom I had my first crush. At least, I can never forget "THAT ROMANTIC NIGHT ON THE TERRACE". Take care and bye.