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This is a true essay written by a candidate Mahesh Pande. At UPSC (IAS) Examination. The essay is on The Indian Cow.

He is the cow, the cow is a successful animal and also he is 4 footed and because he is female he gives milk. He is same like God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. but he has got 4 legs together, two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilized for use, more so the milk.

Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. What can it do? Various cream, butter, ghee, curds why and the condensed milk and so forth. And he is also useful to cobblers, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species. and also his gober is much useful to farmers plant and trees and is used to make flat cakes in hand and drying sun.

Cow is the only animal that extricates after eating. Then afterwards she chews with his teeth whom are situated in the insides of his mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows and in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns. Specially so when he is got child. This is done by bowing his head whereby he causes the weapon to be parralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forward. He has got tails also situated in the backyard but not like similar animals, it has hair on the other end of the other side. this is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body, hereupon he gives hit with it.

The palms on his feet are soft onto the touch so the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts. His eyes and nose are like his other relative. This is the cow.