One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was ridingin his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.

He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor manreplied. "We have to Eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'llfeed you," the Lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. Theyare over there, Under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come withus too."

The second man said, "But sir, I too have a wife andSIX children with Me!"

"Never mind. Bring them all, as well," the lawyerreplied.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for acar as Large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellowsTurned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you forTaking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really lovemy place; the Grass is almost 1 metre high!"

MORAL OF THE STORY: NEVER TRUST A KIND LAWYER