The Perfect Password

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer,

and at the appropriate point in the process, she

told him that he would now need to enter a password.

Something he could remember easily and will use

each time he has to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured

he would try for the shock effect to bring this to

his wife's attention. So when the computer asked

him to enter his password, he made it plainly

obvious to his wife that he was keying in...

P... E... N... I... S...

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the

computer replied:

PASSWORD REJECTED.. NOT LONG ENOUGH