I know all of us are heartbroken to see this. My heartfelt sympathies to everyone in this colossal hour of grief. For those of you who are wondering what on earth has happened to MNIK and why isnt it ROTD today, our research analysts have been working overtime to come up with a list of possible reasons. So stop pulling your hair and read on....
(1) SRK doesnt want to give us the feeling that MNIK is rigged. If thats the case I guess he's late...
(2) HDFC Bank has paid $25 to SRK to replace MNIK on the now hotselling ROTD slot... - Possible, maybe SRK would earn more money this way than by MNIK BO collections
(3) SRK has entered into a contract with HDFC Bank to underwrite the losses arising out of the MNIK venture...- Possible but I doubt if HDFC guys can be this dumb.
(4) Remember last Friday when MNIK overthrew Ajeetbhai's Review to become the biggest Blockbusted movie of all times. Well SRK wants to show us yet again that MNIK is well...shall we say ...unputdownable. Wait till noon today, MNIK will replace HDFC Bank again on Popular demand ...wanna bet...
(5) In line with the no.4 above, SRK just wants to raise the odds against MNIK getting ROTD today and later replace HDFC Bank to corner thousands of paisas.
So dont lose heart yet. If you have lost money to Ladbrokes, bet again and you'll win a firtune this time....
Afterall MNIK has never let its fans down...