I read this interesting piece of advice, especially for men and would like to share it............................

Yes...........................No

No............................Yes

I'm sorry.....................You'll be sorry

We need.......................I want

It's your decision............The correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want..............You'll pay for this later

We need to talk...............I need to complain

Sure go ahead.................I don't want you to

I'm not upset.................Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're so manly...............You need a shave and you sweat a lot Be romantic,

turn off the lights...........I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient..................I want a new house

I want new curtains...........and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

I heard a noise...............I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me?...............I'm going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me?......I did something today you're gonna hate

I'll be ready in a minute.....Kick off your shoes and find a good show on TV

You have to learn to communicate...................Just agree with me

Are you listening to me?......Too late, you're dead!