money or life... The wives want both!

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Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to

get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied

with 4 things in life.

(1) Mobile

(2) Automobile

(3) TV

(4) Wife

Because there is always a better model in neighborhood.

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Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`

Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It

only means that the safety of your head is much more important than

your ego!

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Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house

for 5 years.Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!

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Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling

single again.

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A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married.

He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.

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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she

love the most; and when a man does that... the slide show begins.

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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers to protect

a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home --------- A Good

Maid!

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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:

All girls are devils,

but my wife is the queen

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