So you want a day off. Let'stake a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per yearavailable for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you alreadyhave 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Sinceyou spend 16 hours each day away fron work, you have used up 170 days,leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffeebreak which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 daysavailable. With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days,leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days peryear on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year available forwork. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time isdown to 15 days. We generously give 14 days vacation per year whichleaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be darned if you aregoing to take that day off!