For the whole of mankind if there is one thing as intriguing as a Dan Brown story,as baffling as Wasim Akram's reverse swing and as intricate as a Manjit Bawa masterpiece(all at the same time) it has to be the age old unsolvable mystery "What Women want"?

You may have the looks of Brad Pitt,the charms of Elvis Presley,the intellect of Amartya Sen, the personality of Pierce Brosnan,the wit of Will Smith yet you can never be absolutely sure of yourself when it comes to guessing (you can only guess,you never know for sure) "What Women Want"?

You may be one who can hit super sixes with more ease and grace than Ganguly and who incidetally also can pick up any instrument and play it as though you have been born to do it but don't be surprised when you come a cropper at a quiz (not that any such quiz exists,why? because nobody knows the answers)titled "What women want"?

In your teenage you go to your supposed sweetheart and with all your innocence(and whatever limited budget you have) propose to her with roses and chocolates and all the skills you have managed to acquire after careful study of every romantic movie you have laid you eyes upon and yet she politely turns you down(believe me, the worst kind) you come back home like a defeated boxer in a knock out and ask to yourself "what women want"?

As an adult when you are basking in self glory at having got yourself a soulmate and also somewhat made peace with yourself for the compromises (daily bath routine,apparent show of eagerness at furniture shopping,trading an Indo-Pak live match for "Sleepless in Seattle",agreeing to wear a pink T-shirt and all such kinds) and one day when she comes up to you and out of the blue drops a bombshell "You don't love me enough" you feel like your face has just been hit by the front of the fastest bullet train in Shanghai(which,by the way the Chinese are very proud of) and in your deep felt agony you again ask to yourself "What women want"?

So what is it that women want,Forget it,even Einstein with that kind of IQ didn't have a clue (although he invented the most celebrated of the formulae in Physics),so what makes you think you are going to fare any better at answering it.