When I was younger, I'd put my arms in my shirt and tell people I lost my arms.

I would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose.

I slept with all the stuffed animals as a child so that none of them would get offended.

I had that pen with 4 different colours, and tried to push all the buttons at once.

I poured soda into the cap of the bottle and would act like I was taking shots.

The hardest decision was choosing which Nintendo game to play.

I would wait behind a door to scare someone, then leave because they took too long to come out or I had to pee.

I faked being asleep so that I could be carried to bed.

I used to think that the moon followed my car.

I watched 2 drops of rain roll down the window and I would pretend it was a race.

I went to the computer just to use paint.

The only fake friends I had were the invisible ones.

I used to sing in the shower.(Now? I make life decisions in there)

If I ever swallowed a fruit seed, I was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy.

What was I thinking?