Life is like a stone, it's hard.

Better late than pregnant.

Behind the clouds are the other clouds.

It's better to cheat than to repeat!

Do unto others... then run!!!

DO NOT DO UNTO OTHERS WHAT YOU CANNOT DO.

When all else fails, follow instructions.

To err is human, to errs is humans.

No guts, no glory... no ID, no entry.

Birds of the same feather that prays together... stays together.

Birds of the same feather make a good feather duster.

BIRDS OF THE SAME FEATHER ARE THE SAME BIRDS.

Better late than later....

No man is an island because time is gold.

When it rains...it floods.

Try and try until you succeed... or else try another.

If you can't beat them, shoot them. (Nalundasan)

An apple a day is too expensive.

AN APPLE A DAYS IS STILL AN APPLE AT NIGHT.

An apple a day makes seven apples a week. (really expensive)

Man cannot live on bread alone, he needs sandwich spread