Hi Friends,

Just See, how people write leave Applications.

It's the murder of English language. But Too Funny.

Just Read It.

The Leave Applications:

From Infosys, Bangalore:

An employee applied for leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,
Please sanction me one-week leave."

From Oracle Bangalore:

From an employee who was performing the
"mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days."

Another gem from CDAC:

Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave."

From H.A.L. Administration Dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

An incident of a leave letter:

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

Covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith."

Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below."

Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

Letter writing:

"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

A candidate's job application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'. As I am both(!)for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.