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Madhya Pradesh
Member Since:Aug 29, 2003
7 MS Points
I am a paranoid blackhole whose thinking flickers like a second here and a second there. Been cynical and wish to remain like that. I hate good things and i cherish the bad. Evil is on my mind for most of the time. So a piece of advice is to read me with no strings attached and forget what i say coz this is Virtual Reality, its there once and then gone Ok now forget you read, if you wanna know about me. Who better to other then me to know about me, so ask me. Tut Tut. Varied interests from Blood and Gore depicting films to Films made on crusades.
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Education: M.B.A in Marketing and Systems
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Slumdog LOSER!! HECK NO..
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Reviewed Slumdog Millionaire
Not a review, just my thoughts. Random. Care to read it? Thank you. That was the time when I was racist. Today after no more bearing about myprevious life 300 yread more...
Jhoom with the song, Not with the movie!!
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Reviewed Jhoom Barabar Jhoom
The movie depends on the song. I bet had they cut the song from the movie the reels would be reeling under 10 and Amitabh is religiously, thoroughly, mindfully read more...
Chor Police Tikki Burger for Rs.150 :)
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Reviewed Dhoom 2
Bikes, Babes and Bazooka!! Gadgets, Guys and Guns!! 2nd is bigger, 2nd is almost better, 2nd is lengthier but 2nd is worth the spend. Dhoom 2 takes you on a rolread more...
~It's almost there and then gone~
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Reviewed Don: The Chase Begins Again
"Bachpan mein Maa ki baat sun li hoti toh aaj yeh din dekhna nahi padta"....."Aisa kya boli tumri maa"........"arre maa ki baat suni hi nahi to kaise bolein ki read more...
~Aahh a Love that KANKed the hell out of the film
Reviewed Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna
Hurray 150 :D KANK is kanky and needs no hanky as Emotions are plastic stretched like an elastic First halfis almost breezy but second half is cheezy, Kjo callsread more...
Mouthshut! Literally
Reviewed How Did I Discover MouthShut.com
I will not try to straighten a dog’s tail. I will not to walk the walked and talk the talked. I will not dig the graves and bring out the dead and then bearead more...
Super!! Errm...
Reviewed Krrish
Its there and its flying, jumping and relentlessly flexing its muscles. Just as Puneet Issar said "Yeh Kya hai". Moi clears the confusion and reveal that truelyread more...
Sequel.PHP (Done with errors)
Reviewed Phir Hera Pheri
For a pinch of time, I thought I revisited history. Year 2000 and date Friday, March 31st. A date that will never be forgotten coz the same day we had final exaread more...
~Destroyed in Love~
Reviewed Fanaa
To chose between the lesser of the two evils and better of the two goods, Fanaa meant to convey the same. Fanaa’s treatment and enrichment of the ongoings read more...
æ Fanaa ho jao æ
Reviewed Fanaa Songs
Movie comes out 26th May 2006. Yash Raj Films first film this year and the music is out on Yash Raj Music. Cassette Rs. 55/- and CD is Rs.160/- Some Quickies ;-read more...
Mindblowing Stuff
Reviewed Saawan - The Love Season
Saawan is a mind blowing movie. It blows your mind out of your skull and makes it hollow. Take it from me, I hereby serve a notice to the Minister of Health toread more...
~The Generation Awakens~
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Reviewed Rang De Basanti
’’Khoon jo ab na Khaula...woh Khoon nahi paani hai... Jo Desh ke kaam na aaye...bekar woh jawani hai...’’ I won’t change the world tomread more...
Spiderman's CRAP 10
Reviewed Ten Worst Bollywood Movies of 2005
Caution: these movies were bad, don’t ask why? ’’10 worst and best ka season aaya toh mein bhi ek review laaya’’ :P Happy New year, Heread more...
Essentially Essential
Reviewed General Tips on Essential Public Service
Merry Xmas:) Warning: Expecting this to be useful review will be a generous gesture towards me. So nice of you to do so. Giving advice on essential public serviread more...
Ω Mohe Rang de Basanti...Yaara Ω
Reviewed Rang De Basanti Songs
Erstwhile ways to create music for the youth has been sufficed to making zippy tunes, lift offs from recent hip hops and accompanied with quick easy lyrics and read more...
“…Adolescence at Hogwarts…̶
Reviewed Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter forgets everything for a while. There are no dark forces against him, there aren’t inner voices as well that somehow indicate the presence ofread more...
How can I help you?
Reviewed One Night at the Call Centre - Chetan Bhagat
My 2nd book review..SO..Read on.. A standard monotonous pre scripted greeting is toned by an agent who is helplessly eager to help you out. Being a call center read more...
~LUNAtic tales~ *Chal Meri LUNA*
Reviewed Kinetic Luna Super
H-A-P-P-Y D-A-S-S-H-E-R-A. 1972 was a great year in the Indian history. India outperformed itself in population growth compared to the previous year, a monster read more...
Ω-From Langoors to their Angoors-Ω
Reviewed Choosing Gifts for Your Girlfriend
Caution: Pardon me if you don’t find it some thing close to useful. Prior to the review especially to my fellow female readers, all apologies. || Boy’s Talk|| Wread more...
~My Dil goes HMMM…~~
Reviewed Salaam Namaste
Hmm is an expression of agreeing to nothing and disagreeing to almost nothing again :D, Well that’s what I say nowadays to whosoever interacts with me Hmmread more...
TheArtBits Indore 3D Statue Scam Fake Company
Reviewed Theartbits
I am writing this review to alert and warn everyone about my terrible experience with TheArtBits, a company based out of Indore, India, claiming to create custoread more...
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Commented on snehasish's review
Thats the exact thing that happened with me, my oil area developed a leakage and the engine got seized, the car went offroad for a month and i had to pay a hefty bill of 20k. :(
Commented on Faridoon's review
Outstanding review...i didnt know that you write on MS...Great. Will be here more often now :) Shatter more keys... Pras
Commented on hermit's review
So post FPS..CB hasn't written anything but convincing and is more of a screenplay format writer than the actual book. Shatter more keys... Pras
Commented on own review
Well yeah i have been to both the Little Italy's now :D
Commented on pallavi.ethereal's article
Hmmmm Interesting first Post, welcome to MS.
A bit of Snatching, bad idea sirjee!!
Commented on drramji's review
Only thing i can say is , i am going to go for Petrol. I am buying it next week for my mamma :). Shatter more keys... Pras
Commented on G-raptor's article
LOL!!! Letting lose the imagination, this isn't lose, this is a break away.ahahaha Shatter more keys.... Pras
Look at what this Indian guy wrote on a Rediff Blog!
Commented on own article
True No matter what he was about or whatever, the King of POP is no more. He's way beyond those controversies and thank him for making me like a Genre or to put it that way i never knew of POP without MJ. RIP. Shatter more keys... Pras
Michael Jackson DEAD!! Rest in Peace :(
Exasperated to say something, the reason is the "KING OF POP" is gone and with him has gone the ERA of POP which made me follow everything related to the Western music, It started all with his Moon Walk, Thriller, Bad, Jam, Black or White...I remember the hysteria in 1996 when he had a show in Andhe read more...
Commented on ambers289's review
Supritha..do u mind formatting this revu a lil more, i had trouble reading it. Had t to figure out. Shatter more keys... Pras
Commented on alokrvbajpai's review
Ahahahahahahhaa...Balaji must be the reason u eating ur dough, i can understand the loyalties coming from. The show sucks and so does your snippet to come out going blah blah abt it...Suck it up dude. Shatter more keys... Pras
Commented on vijaypadiyar's review
Don't agree to this dude, This STAR TREK is actually the best one to come out in a long long time. JJ ABrams has done the trick and i so liked it...got my Trekkie days bck on me :D.. I wud call this a lamer :) Shatter more keys... Pras
Commented on astrofreak1234's article
The BEST Feature Added...:) Would be addition of the MS points in Rupees to your bank account. Now that's feature addition, rest all is fokat frills :P Shatter more keys... Pras
Guess the new features on MS !!
Commented on paulose's article
:) LOLer..:o Shatter more keys... Pras
Aam Aadmi Returns With a Research - Why IPL is a Better, Safe Contraceptive Than i-Pill ;-)
Commented on chatpati's article
SITTY..Whistle.. Looking forward to this film :) eversince saw the trailers. After Me Shivajiraje this would be my 2nd watch. Shatter more keys... Pras
GALLIT GONDHAL DILLIT MUJRA – Humorous Political Chutzpah
Commented on jasmine's article
:D.. Ahahahahahaha..i had the widest grin reading this official word on Mouthshut Meets...ahahahah.. It's like Parking at your Own Risk..but do park..coz we dont like it empty and at times pay for it :P Shatter more keys... Pras
MouthShut Member Meets - the official word
Thanks Cilantro for your inputs and yes for that matter movie showcasing anything upbeat about a foreign countries except Irani films or Israeli films won't be appreciated. Shatter more keys... Pras
Commented on Bianca46's review
I agree with you totally. The stereotypical take of the West on India continues and it will remain the same. Stupid...and not needed film. Shatter more keys... Pras
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