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Reviewed Fair & Lovely Cream
I have been using Fair & Lovely for the past five years and I’m still as black as the ace of spades. I have Telfon frying pans in my kitchen that are lightread more...
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Reviewed Zoom Cars
I booked a 12 hour self drive with ZoomCar, Bangalore on 17th May, 7 PM to 18th May, 7 PM. For 12 hours, it came for INR 7.5k, the photo shown was partial of a read more...
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There's nothing wrong with my skin, newtv. I just want to know the right shade it must be for me to secure a lucrative role in an upcoming Bollywood production.
Surely the dance scene should be near the end? I’ll rewrite the script: I sneak around the back doors. I find a pretty hostess. I tug at her clothing. She screams. The hero turns up before I can do my evil business. I escape on a Bajai scooter followed by the hero on his Hero Honda. He catches read more...
Black Harrow - I like it! Yes, I think I could handle the role. I'll even bring my own parrot.
I assure you I can dance as well as SRK. But, how many tons of F&L will I require before I can get the part of a hero?
Yes, Mr Shetty, I can dance. I also know how to roll my eyes, furrow my brow and gaze at fair skinned girls like Katrina Kaif in an evil sort of way. In fact I can do all these at the same time. I can can also 'roll' from a punch when the wheatish complexioned hero hits me. How much money can I expe read more...
Hey, Chalky, I know what 'bandit' means in British slang. It means gay. No I'm not gay and I don't have a 'gay boy' mustache either. Is Fair & Handsome the industrial strength variant of Fair & Lovely? Do you use it? And are you an arse bandit?
Do you think I have an excellent chance of getting a part in a Bollywood movie as a murderer/rapist/drug dealer/thief/con artist?
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