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Maharashtra
Member Since:Jul 22, 2004
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I am an average looking girl with an average intelligence. But I have promised myself to make it real big in life. My father was an army officer. He passed away last year. Mom and I are very close and we have a ball whenever I go to Meerut, my hometown. I stay in Mumbai with Laila and we are extremely close to each other. She is the person I love most and living with her has made me realize the importance of companionship. <b>Another great quote:</b> <b><i>''IT'S ASTONISHING HOW MUCH ENERGY SOME PEOPLE WASTE WORRYING THAT SOMEONE ELSE MIGHT BE ENJOYING LIFE IN WAYS THAT THEY DON'T APPROVE OF'' ~~~Kevin Michael Vail</b></i> . Books - fav. authors: Thomas Hardy and Robin Cook. Cinema - Dil Chahta Hai is my fav movie and Amir Khan my fav hero. Music - Hey, I can play the santoor myself. Just about a bit. Horse riding - Learnt it during school. Women Sexuality Issues - Feminist to the core. Mom's home cooked food - Baigan bharta and aalu paratha. My friend Laila - she's special. Kingfisher beer - Wow! Classic Mild Cigarettes - Want to quit smoking but cannot. Makes me feel good when in stress. <b>Favourite quote:</b> <b><i>''Heterosexual intercourse is the pure, formalized expression of contempt for women's bodies.'' -- Andrea Dworkin</b></i>
About Me
Education: MBA
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A One Night Stand
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Reviewed Six Suspects - Vikas Swarup
Every time I went to a bookstore, Six Suspects stared at me ominously. I knew it was about a playboy who had killed a model at a party. That did ring a bell andread more...
Long Live King Bruce
4
Reviewed Saurav Ganguly
Long, long ago there was this team of hugely talented people who won HUGE BATTLES at home, back-to-back, continuously. Non-stop. They were known as the Tigers. read more...
SRK rules. Period.
Reviewed Kaun Banega Crorepati 3
January 22, 2007 IÂ come back from work. Tired. Jump into the shower and quickly get into something comfortable. I grab some leftover pizza from the fridge as thread more...
Dhoom Maxchale with Hritik-Ash smooch
Reviewed Dhoom 2
Dhoom 2 is a winner in terms of the box office. But in terms of quality, it is a good action thriller from Bollywood standards. But if one were to look at interread more...
Violent Games
5
Reviewed Sacred Games - Vikram Chandra
Around seven years ago, at the launch of his second book, Love and Longing in Bombay, Vikram Chandra was asked this question: “Which of the characters in this cread more...
Time to say goodbye?
Reviewed Sachin Tendulkar
The lil master is on his way out. That Sachin Tendulkar was no longer the force he once was in international cricket was obvious to everyone after the 2003 Worlread more...
A winner definitely
Reviewed Rang De Basanti
Bollywallas may soon have a new formula – carefree/irresponsible/materialistic hero becomes socially conscientious. Examples – Swades and now Rang Dread more...
An Ode to magicalsummer
Reviewed General Thoughts About MouthShut
HAPPY NEW YEAR everybody! The New Year feels good. It smells good too. There is a special feeling down there in my bones. I feel like this every year this time read more...
AVOID
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Reviewed Ek Ajnabee
I have a feeling. Amitabh Bachchan does very few movies for the sake of the love of acting. I think Black and Virrudh fell into this category. The others he sigread more...
Inspector Calling
Reviewed Sau Jhooth Ek Sach
Yesterday, a friend who works as a film critic in a national daily tagged me along with him to see the press preview of Sau Jhooth Ek Sach. All I knew about thiread more...
KIRRON KHER - THE RISING
Reviewed Mangal Pandey - The Rising
I did not know Kirron Kher has so much of flesh in the right places. Woof! Pant! Pant! The guy sitting next to Laila shouted: Iske to Rani se bhi bade hain (read more...
Beep Beep! You have MMS!
Reviewed Mallika Sherawat
Playboy was founded on the notion that nice girls like sex too.’’ -- Hugh Hefner I adore this girl. She has it what men despite claiming to have, usuaread more...
This no brainer works big time
Reviewed Waqt - A Race Against Time
Postman-turned-toymaker-turned entrepreneur spoils his son silly. He suddenly discovers that he has lung cancer and decides to reform spoilt richie-richie rich.read more...
Let's Talk Sex Baby
Reviewed Common Sexual Problems
One of the biggest sexual problems in India is lack of open conversation about sex between partners. I am one big proponents of female sexuality and have indulgread more...
Sigh! Sigh! Sigh!
Reviewed Julie
Clichés! Clichés! Clichés! Another ?bold? film by the masters of Bollywoodian creativity that leaves you cold. Julie (Neha Dhupia, somnolent) loves N eil in Goaread more...
Hats off Mr. Farooqui
Reviewed Mouthshut
Thank you Google.com. Had it not been for you I would not have come across heaven ? also known as MouthShut.com. I had decided to buy a Fiat Palio. I knew my baread more...
Are lesbians like this?
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Reviewed Girlfriend
Get all possible clichés available. Add a bit of smut in it with some cheesy lines and horrendous music with terrible non-actors with a struggling directorread more...
A Bold Leap for Creators, But Not for Everyone
Reviewed Apple iPhone 17 Pro Max
Hey everyone, before I jump into the nitty-gritty, an honest heads up: the level of excitement you feel for this launch, I’m a tad bit on the higher end ofread more...
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Commented on livehappy's article
ABSURD that's all i can say. good bye and good luck
Chennai MS meet.True reason for not publishing in
(Updated Apr 30, 2009)
I logged into MS after ages. There were lots of M2Ms but the one that caught my eye was of Javeed’s inquiring where I was and if all was well. He wrote it in such a manner that touched my heart. So it goes to prove that even I’m human and can be touched by sweet gestures. Lol. I will be b read more...
Commented on CilemaSnob's review
Was waiting for your review. Great as usual. Though, wonder why people are deriding the early 20th century story.
Rated on CilemaSnob's review
Commented on own article
psyxx When was the divide not there? Our society has been flourishing on this divide.
Vikram Seth, Jaipur Lit Fest and Indian Taliban
Rohit Dhongiyon ki jamaat hai jo elections ke waqt bahar aate hain. Gadhe nahin hain saale, matlabi hain. They know exactly what they're doing. And who is this MS member you were talking about?
I didn't But I can imagine what must have happened.
(Updated Feb 07, 2009)
Local Hindi reporters, bracing perhaps for the patronising treatment they nearly always get at litfests (Jaipur Literay Festival) like these, splashed the story on the front pages the next morning. It had no resemblance to the truth, at least as English India saw it—nothing of Vikram Seth’s wit read more...
Commented on derebail2008's article
Part 2 Waiting betaabli for it.
My Dad, ( ROBO )
Amazing stuff Umesh keep rocking. This sure deserves Featured Post. Is Jasmine watching this space?
Contd Received one M2M. Reproducing it: ''Having joined this site the first lightning strike was from your profile. I like it, I extend a hand of friendship ?????????'' My response to him was: ''You extend your hand and I will cut into chhota chhota pieces'' Another horny pubescent wa read more...
FAKE IDs DELETED BY FACEBOOK
Junk Ids Hi Umesh, nice and timely post. Hope Sajith and Amrita read it. I have been around for quite some time and I sort of understand what Amu babes is saying. Sajith, if I understand her version correctly, is the real guy with pics and MS meet attendance to boot but he has several other ids whic read more...
Commented on amrita's review
Babes what’s with all that violence within? They say ur the original drama queen on MS and I sort of agree. Par kaye ko itna khunnas with AK? And what’s this SRK hangup? Fake SRK, fake AK, fake AJ? Did I miss something?
Rated on amrita's review
Commented on swap_t's article
Hi Im sorry but this one is jut too stupid.
Campaign Against Abortion.(Nice story)
Commented on own review
Ab bhi nahin aaya. U liked the review and more u liked my style of writing. Phir bhi U. Chalo U ka certificate to mila. Warna sab log A dete hain mujhe.
Commented on JaveedAhmedM's article
FP Wah kya baat hai. Wah bhai wah! Dekh maine comment kiya without any reminder. On a serious note, achcha likha hai
Life - Its Breaths
Javeed mere dost, mere dushman. It's not raunchy so please get a grip on your hormones.
Sajith I too was not expecting hugh-brow stuff but at times it gets too rididculous. Par mazedaar hai.
ArindamSain for one nights go to Shobha De. She has plenty of them
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