An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Indian man han read more...

A Nice > Article about Love > -by Swami Vivekananda > > I once had a friend who grew to be very close to me. > Once when we were sitting at the edge of a swimming pool, > she filled the > palm of her hand with some water and held it > before me, and said this: "You se read more...

WORTH READING- Professor at one of the IIM’s was explaining marketing concepts to the Students: - 1 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That’s Direct Marketing 2 You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous gir read more...

In a small town in India, a person decided to open up his Bar business,which was right opposite to the Temple. The Temple its congregation started a campaign to block the Bar from opening with petitions and prayed daily against his business. Work progressed. However, when it was almost complete and read more...

Lady: Why do you like me? Why do you love me? Man : I can’t tell the reason... But I really like you... Lady: You can’t even tell me the reason... How can you say you like me? How can you say you love me? Man : I really don’t know the reason, but I can prove that I love you. Lady: read more...

From the very beginning, the girl’s family objected strongly on her dating this guy, saying that it has got to do with family background, & that the girl will have to suffer for the rest of her life if she were to be with him. Due to family’s pressure, the couple quarrelled very often. Th read more...

Lessons in Logic These are also some of the most common quotes we can find in T -Shirts .... If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity. ........................................................................ I was born in read more...

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and t read more...

Great place to work! A small story about Great place to work. A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said," Lord,I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like. The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middl read more...

Sardarji in US A Sardar ji went to US & had a meeting with George Bush. Bush: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. (He takes him in a deep forest) Bush: Dig the ground. (Sardarji did it.) Bush: more..more..more... (Sardarji went up to 100 feet) Bush: So now, try to search somet read more...

Smart Sardarji A Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Sardarji, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The Am read more...

NOBODY’S PERFECT A man and his girlfriend were married. It was a large celebration. All of their friends and family came to see the lovely ceremony and to partake of the festivities and celebrations. A wonderful time was had by all. The bride was gorgeous in her white wedding gown and the g read more...

Never Miss the First Opportunity . . A young man wished to marry the farmer’s beautiful daughter. He went to the farmer to ask his permission. The farmer looked him over and said, "Son, go stand out in that field. I’m going to release three bulls, one at a time. If you can catch the tail read more...

A ARISTOCRAT B BAGPIPER C CONTESSA D DIRECTOR’S SPECIAL E EIGHT PM F FUN DROP G GOD FATHER H HAYWARDS I IMPERIAL BLUE J JOHNY WALKER K KING FISHER L LIME DROP M MUGHAL MONARCH N NAPOLEAN O OLD MONK P PETER SCOTT Q QUEEN BEE R ROYAL STAG S SEA GRAM T TEACHERS U UB STRONG V V read more...

A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop; with them are their 8 >> children. >> >> A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, >> they find it overloaded and only the wife and her eight children are >> able to fit in the bus. >> read more...

Some Inspiring Quotes on Alcohol ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams If I didn’t drink this wine, they mi read more...