Ingredients
2 Action Heros; 1 to die, 1 to live (Akkie and Anna)
1 Over the hill hero brought back for front benchers (Shotgun)
1 Comedian for toilet humour (Paresh Rawal, why o why ?)
1 scantily clad heroine for dancing and prancing (Lara kya hain maara)
1 fully clad heroine to play housewife (Pretty Jhangiani, lose those pounds girl)
1 medium clad heroine to play moll/vamp/tramp (Tandon doing meaningful roles, blech)
1 producer with too much money to burn
Assortment of villains; politician, builders (Jackie shroff EGAD), muslim don, hindu don
and corrupt public servants
Mixture of screenplays (Matrix Trilogy, Untouchables, MI2, Face/off etc etc etc)
Few raapchick babes for dance numbers
Additional side actors for bad taste
Method
- Introduce action heros with extended action sequences.
All action sequences should not be original but copied from
above list of screenplays. John Woo would be preferred.
- Introduce Over the hill hero with Over the hill dialogues.
This is for front benchers to whistle
Introduce villains
One item number with each raapchick babe
One travel brochure number with scantily clad heroine
Kill off one action hero and comedian
Please refer to Untouchables screenplay for this step
- Find key person to bring down politician - mafia nexus
Again please refer to Untouchables screenplay
All good actors are to be wasted (Om Puri, Irfan Khan, Rajpal Yadav)
Copy final steps from Untouchables
Add tasteless comedy in between steps
Release on unsuspecting junta and watch money go down the drain