I read a lot of reviews and comments from users on mouthshut bout Airtel Digital TV. both before and after I made the decision to go for it. and I hv one thing to say. . WHAT THE HECK!Ya, its a free country. ppl hv their right to speak. but wht if u are allowed to speak on somthing u know sh*t about. it creates confusion!
Ok enuf. lets cut d crap now. im not the VP Marketing from Airtel. or the son of its CEO. just someone who’s been using an Airtel mobile for last 5 years and thinks it’s easy on his pocket. and u dont need to be Einstein either, any goddam high-school student can give you 10 reasons. **WHY AIRTEL DOESNT SUCK**(wht most reviewers here bliv it does) .For people who are new to this business, namely.’*Which Box to hook my TV set into’ *. its a tuff game and bliv me its really a pain in d a** to make a decision. I wont be givin you out a 100 reasons telling u what 2 do. but I’ll tell you wht I’ve been through and lets see if you tuff guys can come up with a better choice!
First of all. I’d like to publicly humiliate the godaam moth**f***ing A-hole who delayed my buyin decision for 2 days. after I read her sh*t. Man! I missed my fav shows man on TV!. im gonna turn ur interiors into a beer bar if I evr get a hold of u swithart. f*** her!
ok. so lets cum to my story now. It went smooth from start. or did it! lolz. NO. I had a couple of hiccups as well. but as I said. whn u speak, u better know some sh*t baby! well, this is how I did it.went to d site > filled the forms > paid the money > . and . errr . ooops. got disconnected:P.so now I hv nothing - no money, no confirmation, no transaction ID . so wht do I do? write a review on mouthshut sayin . AIRTEL TRICKED ME? Lolz . u gotta be kidding. u already know the betr way. chk ur bank records. every transaction gets an ID . write it down and email the sweet ladies on the other side of the Toll-Free! simple aint it? . but did u just say. WHT THE F**K . coz u paid right? and u think the world is yours! well, honey ur not mistaken. its yours! did u think u messd up with Tata(sumbody who blieves bizness is about selling the same cheap-ass cars from 1999 to 2009) . Ohh no baby. its called Airtel. and they know bizness, I mean BIZNESS! u gotta send no emails, call no’toll-free’ babes. they know that u paid and that u messed up! so no worries.
They call me up in the eve & ask me for a suitable’date’ to hook up my TV. In fact I got a date one day in advance! bonus for me! nxt day guys in raincoats arrive on a bike with the’umbrellas’ and’boxes’ . it was raining here in Kolkata. and had to give em a cup of cofee.(but thts not neccessary in case u just expect them to be friendly widout u being so). neways, they were amateurs. didnt know activation procedures for online purchases. but u dont need to a rocket scientist to find that out, right! they were good at their job, efficient & fast. & thts all I needed.(PS. people scared of gettin their walls & interiors messed, need to consult an architect before designing their house. give em a good amount and tell em tht ud buy a Box soon. Airtel doesnt send u engineers to do interior-designing). Neways, they set the dish up on my roof, tested signals, made some calls and activated the connection. ohh & btw, in case u pissed, my interiors still look the same!
There’s a catch to all of this. and that is. There is no catch! Everything in the world is included in what u paid and for the next 3 months all u hv to do is. Enjoy! For morons who are wondering how much I paid, this is for you. do the maths(if u can) .***Paid - 1750(Super Value). ******Rebate @ 15%(existing airtel customer). ******Recharged - 100(for Pay-per-view movies). ******Bonus+10%(on recharges). ******Added top-up channels @ Rs. nothing/day***(6 channels includin my fav shows!)
So is that it? for me. NO! you dumbfaces ud be glad to know that im currently subscribing to 4 Top-up packs(a combined value of Rs.105) widout payin a penny. u wanna know how? **coz you are a dumbface! **u make assumptions and take em as real . did you know that Airtel bills you on a daily basis unlike the competition. so if u subscribe to Kids Plus for 7 days, all u pay is Rs 4.50. My balance is already running in triple figures, so I dont need to pay sh*t. aint that cool! as far as the channels are concerned. they are pretty damn high on quality. the only issue I had was not being able to subscribe to Star World(which was not in my package). but lo, luks lik Airtel reads minds! . this diwali, Airtel introduced several new Top-ups. and I cud take my pic . hats-off 2 u boss!
I finally got rid of my local rusty cable and i’m glad I waited this long. Woh kehte hain na. the best always comes out last! **Happy Diwali Folks. nj****oy the BLAST with Airtel!**