A father forces his daughter (Dimple Kapadia) to marry a greedy, cunning & calculating tennis player - Raj Babbar, who used to attend Stag parties (stag party ka matlab pata hai ? dear Indians? ? where only men will go and enjoy. And no woman ? ie.HOUSEHOLD WOMAN bole` to: mother, sister, wife, daughter woman will be allowed ? except for ofcourse the most sought after DASH woman ? the reason why men wish to live ? since household women, usually, after child birth, kind of bloat up and it becomes rather difficult to have an effective ?quicky? - the three little letters which makes the world a merry-go-round?I am talking about the word starting with ?s ? and ending with ?x? ? with a toothy ?e? in the centre ?I made use of this long procedure to state a simple word because I really do not know whether Mouthshut allows usage of such dirty words?..
Anyways men watch and mentally load and reload as I have read in magazines like Cosmopolitan, Femina, Man?s World etc. that men just indulge in ? haw ji haw ji haw ? session to release physical stress and can do it with just anyone ?but as far as household women are concerned , they need to be mentally and emotionally prepared to receive His Highness?s spermikins !
Now men , who have lack of patience , cannot wait for so long ?bole? to foreplay, play and after play - so they go to the Dash (the ?W? word is not allowed in mouthshut) Houses to load and reload ..in fact in one hour, men can enjoy 3-4 times with a dash woman who just spreads her legs for money and does not require any other emotion whatsoever?but the same is difficult with household wife woman ? not with mother, sister or daughter mind you ? although very speedily all this social ties will soon take leave ? just let some sought after movie Director sow this idea in the men?s mind and again we will all be back to early men days where humans were like street dogs ? trying its luck with any bitch on heat ?! ..
The sought after movie director whose name will match the name of some long forgotten Incarnation of God, may come up with this suggestion ? esp. for Intelligent Indian men ? Lets say a gardener plants a mango tree in his premises, and gives it water, manure and sees it grow ? when the mangoes are ripe, he sells them?do you think he does not himself taste one? That?s ridiculous ? every gardener tastes his fruits - ?did you understand dear Indians what I am implying ?
well this idea he/she will implant in the brains of Indians with lots of diplomacy and take care of camera effects, recruit the most sought after model-actress whose father had already sold her ? when he had consented on the idea of her being watched just in a chaddi (panty ) and bra (also addressed as bikini) with several men ogling at her from all sides ? telecasted all over the world ? meaning several men of all categories, cast, creed, religion, age?.loaded and released ?.sighing heavily and wishing her to be right there in his arms ..or on his bed instead ? all this he watches in front of his wife ? who, like a dutiful but not beautiful (as she had already become a mother) Indian Woman watched her hubby darling load and reload and again load and again reload??.has been happening since eons actually ? but still this urge to get married has?nt got eradicated as yet!
Amazing camels eating thorns ! in fact in a movie called Teen Deewarein , Juhi Chawla brings tea for husband and he was watching a steamy filmy song - as she was keeping the cup of tea in front of him, she kind of barricades his vision because of which he screams at her and she dutifully moves away from the front although amazingly the same woman in the same movie is bold enough & dares to interview 3 criminals as she wants to solve the mystery of her sister?s accidental death during pregnancy in a bank robbery!! These Directors must be crazy ? god knows what they think of a woman !
you know ? let go?of
The daughter was in love with a singer ? singers , in India, are usually considered a looser in life ? Suresh Oberoi.
Dutiful daughter sacrifices love and makes papa happy by marrying the villain !
The villain husband misbehaves with her in every respect but since she is an Indian woman ? she silently gulps down ?poison thrashing? given by pati parameshwar !
Suddenly hubby comes to know of Wife?s affair with ex-flame Suresh ?kisi nazaar ko tera intezaar aaj bhi hai?- there is someone still waiting for you ? a song which, on hearing, the wife goes running towards the voice ? with tearful eyes she begins to sing with him! ? ?all this the villain hubby keenly observed?.he was an intelligent Tennis player ? remember Indians ? he thinks of a major plan ? not he?actually the Director ?saw English movie ?Dial M for murder? ? and cut, copy, pasted it ! ? so very original?these English people are !!
The danny does a good job of finding out the true culprit !
He kept following raj babbar after he framed his wife for murdering the hired goon ? he had rung her up from the stag party ? on ringing , wife had picked up the phone ? she went on saying hello for 12-15 times ? no response ! suddenly goon comes from behind ? she picks up paper knife ? and kills him instead ? this can also be called ?Husband proposes wife disposes? ? here I would like to thank the person behind the invention of paper knife ? it saved a dumb wife from dying ? and now people will ask me ? why do u call her dumb ? well after murdering ? screeching, etc. she picks up the hanging phone and hears her hubby?s voice !! ? she did not understand ?
Later Inspector Danny probed her and asked her who rang her up and she said hubby darling ?.who had gone attending a ?stag party ? ? since although all men in India will agree that no one is as ravishingly, voluptuously stunning as dimple kapadia?.but my husband wanted to taste an ugly prostitute dancing & singing at the stag party ? as the profession of prostitution is alarmingly coming to an end and hubbies all over the world are trying hard to keep up the profession and feed the poor girls ? who earn by showing cleavage, hardened teats and?well well well ? lets proceed with the movie : so the dumb Indian wife continues to have faith in villain husband and is shocked to see that it was the husband who only wanted her money and her death.
Conclusion : Duruyodhana & dussahana kind of men cannot stand a stronger personality woman ? which dimple was ? although dumb enough but a no ? nonsense , saree wearing wife?.so they ill treat her and want to finish her !