I weird. Or rather, I am perceived as weird. Proof:
I love Physics (my exam failing friends seem to think that my endless intellectual pursuit of the beautiful logic of physics is weird)
I hate chicken, mutton, all meat except fish (What is wrong with fish? A chicken is disgusting. Everytime I try to stuff chicken in my mouth, an image of that weird, squawking, feathered creature otherwise known as’chicken’ enters my head. At least fish doesn’t have feathers)
I like Mozart, chopin and Beethoven (Seriously, some ppl think this is weird. So what if my real player playlist has Mozart, Beethoven, Sean Paul, Beyonce, Enrique, Linkin Park AND A.R. Rehman on it all at once)
I actually LIKE to be different. (Weird?yup!)
I absolutely hate soft drinks. (the review)
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’Oh damn my baggy jeans are tight, my tight jeans are torn
You DO NOT want to hear yourself say that. Soft drinks have TWELVE TEASPOONS(or is it six?) of sugar. Take one everyday, and you’ll drink yourself straight to the i’ve-put-on-weight land. Its not a very pleasant place to be, you know. Once you gain weight, it’ll be hard to lose it. Its about 300 times easier to gain weight than to lose weight.
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’ BURP’
Fancy this. You’re significant other and you are chatting about matters of the world while sipping on Coke. You think, ’its time to lay on the compliments’. After formulating your compliment in your head, you decide to vocalise it.
’Honey, you look absolutely -BURP-.’ You burp before you get to the word’gorgeous’. YUCK. 3 year olds might find it fascinating to burp the alphabet but your date might not be too elated.
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’it tastes.’
Yes, it tastes good at the first sip. But after a while, its starts to get sickeningly SWEET. Finishing a pepsi would become trying to eat 56 laddoos at once. Though don’t get me wrong, I LOVE laddoo’s like anything but don’t eat too much. Baggy jeans has gotta stay baggy.
Some people enjoy the taste of soft drinks. But just think of all the sugar you’re consuming. Heard of diabetes, obesity before?
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So basically, I have nothing much left to say except
like, DUH!
- YOu better comment on this review or else. or else you will be punished. WAnt to know what the punishment is?