Disclaimer: The people and references are fictional and bear no resemblance to anyone living or dead.:)
Santa Singh and Banta Singh Picture dekhne gaye – Asambhav.
A few reels in to the movie, The premier of India is kidnapped along with his daughter by hired Goons for huge money. They would then exchange the Premier with the Neighboring country’s general.
Incidentally, the Harvard studying daughter is more knowledgeable than her father in world affairs and who’s who(?).
Banta: Prajee, Asi naal ek doubt hi.., Prajee, yeh log kidnap kyon kar rahe hai?
Santa: Aajkal , kidnapping ka daur hai na(referring to a certain Country)
Banta: Lekin Prajee….
Santa(cutting him short , hereon Chs): Vadda Kaun?
Banta : Tussi….
Arjun Rampal is introduced as the fearless commando…, and believe it or faint, he’s given the sole task of rescuing the diplomat and his pesky daughter.
Banta: Prajee, Asi naal ek doubt hi.., Prajee, yeh akela kyon jaa raha hai?
Santa: Apna Jargee ke log bhi tho akela gaya na woh desh mein, waise hi…bas
Banta: Lekin Prajee….
Santa(chs): Vadda Kaun?
Banta : Tussi….
An item number by sung/danced by Priyanka Chopra.(so what’s new?).She’s talked into going to Switzerland and is being used as a mule to smuggle drugs to a third party .
Despite her sensible friend’s objections, our mindless heroine walks into the trap.
Banta: Prajee, Asi naal ek doubt hi.., Prajee, yeh ladki uski dost ki baat kyon nahi maan rahi hi?
Santa: Apna Jargee tho bhi sare deshon ki baat nahi maana hi na…..waisa hi..
Banta: Lekin Prajee….
Santa(chs): Vadda Kaun?
Banta : Tussi….
Our hero, meets a raw agent and they get to work. Naseer Shah and his brother trade in drugs. They are supposed to buy them from the general and the money from the sale would be used for exchange of premier from the Kidnappers to the general’s hands. Priyanka’s friend Shilpa decides to become Sherlock Holmes and stumbles upon this conspiracy and informs Priyanka by phone in the parking lot as if the Hotels didn’t provide any phones. and gets killed.
Banta: Prajee, Asi naal ek doubt hi.., Prajee, bichaari , is bekasur ladki ko kyon maar diya…
Santa: Apna Jargee ke log bhi tho saikadon un desh wasiyon ko maara tha naa
Banta: Lekin Prajee….
Santa(chs): Vadda Kaun?
Banta : Tussi….
Priyanka teams up with Arjun and the Raw agent.
Banta: Prajee, Asi naal ek doubt hi.., Prajee, eh Raw agent kuch kaam ka nahi
lag Raha…
Santa: Angreji bhi tho Jargee ka sath dhe rahe hain naa….waisa hi..
Banta: Lekin Prajee….
Santa(chs): Vadda Kaun?
Banta : Tussi….
Arjun & team meet with the kidnapped president under the pretext of an interview and the president offers some clues with salt. No…..i didn’t get it either, what he wanted to say.
Then they go to Naseer’s addah.(? based on the president’s clues)
Banta: Prajee, Asi naal ek doubt hi.., Prajee, president tho ek hotel mein bandhi hai naa, Tho eh logh kidnappers ko nahi pakadke, naseer ke yeha kyon pahunch gaye?
Santa: Jargee ke log be tho apna pados ke pados desh mein kaam katham naa karke woh desh mein pahunch gaya naa…
Banta: Lekin Prajee….
Santa(chs): Vadda Kaun?
Banta : Tussi….
Much chaos ensues. As if one Arjun wasn’t enough to bear, he’s shown in three frames…sometimes 4.Unless you are good at analytical skills or completely devoid of them, you wouldn’t know who is against whom.
Banta: Prajee, hero ko tho president ke saath saath heroine bhi mil gayi hain..
Santa: Jargee ko bhi tho revenge ke saath saath thel bhi mil gayi na
Banta: Lekin Prajee….
Santa(chs): Vadda Kaun?
Banta : Tussi….
As the audience begins to exit, Santa is still ogling at Priyanka.
Banta: Prajee, picture katham hone ko hai, abh chale?
Santa: abhi nahi,
Banta: kyon prajee?
Santa: Apna Jargee bhi ko kaam katham hone par us desh ko chod ke chala kya?
Banta: Lekin Prajee….
Santa(chs): Vadda Kaun?
Banta : Tussi….
Santa is desperately trying to catch the last glimpse of Priyanka.
Santa: Bantajee…ek bath samaj nahi rahi…
Banta: Kya prajee…
Santa: Eh “Mass Distraction” (ogling at priyanka) tho samaj aa gayi hain,
lekin apna Jargee jo boltha hain “Eyerack’s saaddum’s weepin “ who nahi samaj rahi…Eh eyerack saaddum kaun hai aur who kyon roh raha hain?
Banta :…….(speechless)
Banta: (After considerable time) Praa….
Santa: (interrupting him) Vadda kaun.
Banta: (murmers) Tussi.
’’ Man has a million reasons to make war, none to make peace’’.